So guess oh guess oh GUESS who I saw today?!
So lately I’ve been walking down the streets of New York and noticing dogs and not people. I even make faces at them or say ‘LOOK AT YOU!’
‘YOU’RE A LITTLE MUSCLE MAN!’
‘LOOK AT THAT FACE! I COULD SQUEEZE IT OFF!’
‘WHAT’S THE STORY, WISHBONE?!’
and sometimes I just plain yell out what kind of dog i’m looking at…
It’s like a want to say more than just the breed in reality I guess I just want the owner to know that I know what kind of dog it is…
Or maybe I just want the DOG to know.
Anyway, my story! So I was walking through the east village and I passed a place called liquiteria. A smoothie joint. Right away I noticed a little mighty mouse dog with a smashed in face licking somebody’s smoothie. I looked at the dog and laughed as if we just had a conversation.
‘haha!’……’I know!’…..’Tastes good, right?!’
Then I followed the dog up to noticed who’s dog it was buuuuuut
James Iha from the Smashing Pumpkins!
As a pumpkin fan I fareaaaaked out and called brothaman and I told him James has a dog and he was eatting a smoothie and behind me in the street! Then James followed me down the street…and into the place I was to be doing a delicious beverage demo that day…but shoot! I was too late to give him a sample of my new delicious beverage (demo) I was demo-ing. Shittersssssssssss!
But in my mind we shared a health beverage in a dixie cup and sang–
‘todaaaay is the greaaatest, day i’ve ever knowwwwwwwwwwwn.’
Do we have